Ingredients: Lemon Juice, Unionized Salt, Grade B Maple Syrup, Cayenne Pepper, Herbal Laxative, Spring Water
Hello, and welcome to our blog. Over the course of the next few days we are going to be recording our experience with The Master Cleanse Diet, or as it's also known as, The Lemonade Diet.
Sounds great, doesn't it? Why are we doing it you ask? That's a good question. Is it to cleanse our bodies of toxins? Is it to lose weight quickly before spring break? Is it to test the limits of our body, mind, and soul?! Yes. Also, we think it would be fun.
The plan is that the different participants (myself, Andrew, Clayton, and Adam) will blog about our daily experiences with the diet. Should be a treat. Check back daily for pictures and thoughts. I anticipate a lot of, "I'M SO FREAKIN' HUNGRY"s.
DISCLAIMER: We are not following any books or professional advice before doing this diet. In all actuality, we are ignoring all of our friends advice not to do this diet. We are getting our recipe from various online sources and I'm sure we will share with you which ones we have the most luck with. As of right now, I can't verify how much of this blog will be factual and how much will be made up, so please don't take this too seriously.
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Why does everyone think I'm going to drop out?!
4 comments:
Dear Brother et. al-
I think I might start a pool to bet on how long you all will last on that god-awful "diet". I give you 3 days before you go crawling back to Jimmy Johns.
Good luck! :-)
You don't become a viable political candidate for your stick-to-it-ness.
On the other hand, if this interferes with our weekend of LSD, cocaine, strippers and Malkmus, I am going to be so pissed!
Dude this drink would be grea, well not great, livable if the afterburn of each sip was not as if you had just swallowed a bottle of tabsasco........
idiots
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